The Official Gay Card

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You have at least one of these divas on your iPod: Gaga, Madonna, Britney, Cher, Kylie.
2

You have found yourself in one of these destinations: Mykonos, Fire Island, Provincetown.
3

You can name at least one musical by Stephen Sondheim.
4

You know the lyrics to “And I Am Telling You” from Dreamgirls.
5

You have a very strict personal grooming ritual (that extends below the neck).
6

Your drink at the bar usually has a tiny paper umbrella in it.
7

You are usually the best-dressed in the room.
8

You have worn out your copy of The Sound of Music.
9

Your love for abs trumps your love for carbs.
10

You have at least one devoted hag.
11

You set the standard for dinner parties.
12

You came out of the womb with dancing shoes.
13

You own and use at least three hair products.
14

You know how to make an entrance.
15

You can never own too many shoes.
16

You identify with Blanche Dubois.
17

You can name all the Golden Girls.
18

You like sports, but have trouble naming a player or team.
19

You understand the importance of good lighting.
20

You have called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
21

You know that bears and pigs are not necessarily wildlife.
22

You are familiar with the bandana code, and know to stay away from brown.
23

You know the difference between turquoise and cerulean.
24

Your underwear is organized into A-Team, B-Team, and laundry day.
25

You know that black and brown do not go together. Ever.

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