So you think you're gay? Claim to be a lez? Let's see about that.
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If someone were to sneak into your proverbial closet, one would likely find:
When you go to the salon/barber/stylist, you are most likely to request:
I just want a man who:
This best describes your gym routine:
You would love to play "Seven Minutes in Heaven" with:
On a typical Friday night, you are most likely to be found:
A gay's gotta eat. If someone asked you what you're having for dinner tonight, you'd probably say:
[Celeb Dream Lover] walks up to the bar and offers to buy you a drink. You order:
This TV show is likely queued in your PVR:
If someone were to sneak into your proverbial closet, one would likely find:
When you go to the salon/barber/stylist, you are most likely to request:
I just want a woman who:
This best describes your gym routine:
You would love to play "Seven Minutes in Heaven" with:
On a typical Friday night, you are most likely to be found:
A girl's gotta eat. If someone asked you what you're having for dinner tonight, you'd probably say:
[Celeb Dream Lover] walks up to the bar and offers to buy you a drink. You order:
This TV show is likely queued in your PVR:
Whether you're a
lez, gay, bear, cub, otter, wolf, lion, bull, pup, gorilla, leatherman, chub, chaser, jock, musclehead, hipster, alterna-queer, pomo, gay-lister, diva, queen, princess, twink, twunk, fairy, Mary, Nancy, nelly, club kid, circuit boy, pretty boy, gay-sian, yester-gay, fruit, size queen, drama queen, drag queen, drag king, femme, butch, fetch, gold star lesbian, lone star lesbian, lipstick lesbian, chapstick lesbian, hasbian, tomboy, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, pansexual, assexual, intersex, queer, questioning, 2-spirited, or an ally,
you are family.
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